If you are a WhatsApp user than you are probably addicted to it & seek for things that your other Whatsapp addicted friend’s daily do on Whatsapp, one of them is updating your WhatsApp status… having a great quote whether inspirational, loving or emotional or updating status in a funny day describes your mood today in your circle.

Today Updating your WhatsApp status has become one of your daily routine, no matter whether you have internet connection or not you try your best to update your status atleast ones in a day. So for our friends understanding their needs we have shared a big collection of Best Whatsapp Status Updates.

These best funny, lovely & motivational whatsapp status are original and unique creativity of the author…. Each whatsapp status is of his own kind and describing your mood in a best way. To choose BEST WHATSAPP STATUS QUOTES for you we have seprated them according to your mood today…..

For say if you are feeling hurt you can go to the Heartache Whatsapp Status and same goes to others…. Love, Happy, Good, Inspiration, Motivational, Emotional, Funny etc.

Best WhatsApp Status Updates

  1. Going for Aerospace Engineering. Meri future GF ko bohat space milega 
  2. You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture they hands you the camera.
  3. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
  4. I knew, I was born to be a pessimist. Because My blood group type is B Negative
  5. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong
  6. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
  7. “You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub… and you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby.” – Anthony Jeselnik
  8. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it
  9. When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails
  10. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
  11. The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t know why they took me to police station. Am I Famous??
  12. One day I am gonna win….. I can wait till mah death for it.
  13. If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angel to kiss mah ass!
  14. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :P
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Some Love Status for WhatsApp

  1. Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein
  2. “And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”–Across the Universe by Beth Revis
  3. Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
  4. Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one. ~John Keats
  5. "I know he's a player, but I want to be the girl that he hangs up his jersey for and leaves the game”
  6. "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
  7. 'Women are cursed, and men are the proof.' -Rosanne Barr
  8. ”We see all beautiful and colorful things in dis world from our BLACK n WHITE eyes!”

Best Love Hurts Quotes for Whatsapp

  1. Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.
  2. Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell. ~ Anonymous
  3. It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don't love you back.
  4. Don't mind the weather, it's raining in my heart tonight
  5. I don't think we love each other in the same way. And...I think keeping you near me, would destroy me. ― S.C. Stephens, Thoughtless
  6. The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
  8. “Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”
  9. Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
  10. If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it

Best Motivational One-liners for WhatsApp

  1. “To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.” – Bruce Lee
  2. The things you are Passionate about are NOT random, they are your Calling.
  3. "Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers." – Voltaire
  4. Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.
  5. whatever your thinking and feeling today is creating your future.
  6. “It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.” ― Lou Holtz
  7. I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.
  8. “Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun
  9. "Excersize is like mouthwash, if you can feel the burn it's working"
  10. WISDOM is the gold refinement of life
  11. 'Work until you don't  have to introduce yourself '
  12. "To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one."


Famous Romantic Status for WhatsApp

  1. "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." ― Dr. Seuss
  2. You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
  3. "Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love”
  4. love is when you feel totally complete
  5.  If I know what love is, it is because of you!!
  6. “You can be Han Solo. And I’ll be Boba Fett. I’ll cross the sky for you.”— Park Sheridan, Eleanor & Park
  7. I love the passion between us
  8. All you need is Love
  9. Love is letting go of fear
  10. There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness

Popular Witty Good Morning One Liners

  1. Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
  2. 'I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.'
  3. I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”
  4. A good day for me is a one with equal joys and sorrows.
  5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
  6. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
  7. A person who laughs most & makes others laugh would be having a thunder storm of sadness in his heart...
  8. A look at how the tight end group will shake out with the Ravens.
  9. You Can Not Simoultaniously Prevent and Prepare for War
  10. “Good morning” is a contradiction of terms.

We have shared 60 Best WhatsApp Status Updates to share in different moods….. soon I will update this article with more beautiful, sweet and cute whatsapp status updates. You can explore more categories to find more beautiful status updates.

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